I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

I saw someone the other day who I strongly dislike because they strongly dislike me and I know it makes me a bad person but they got fat and I got happy.

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I want to be Bree Van De Kamp when I grow up.

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Cannot wait for this weekend.

Me and Meg are living the life and are meeting Kirk from TOWIE on Saturday.

Gonna start fake tanning right about now. 

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Bout to have a breakdown over my personal statement.

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Tidying my room. Thought I’d encountered a spider. Turned out to be a set of eyelashes I lost like a month ago. Silly Chloe.

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I have known my best friend for ten years. Our relationship is purely based on being bitches, witty ones of course.

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