January 2011
'I thought a 'double dip' was a dance move from a...
Oh Alan Carr, how I love thee, let me count the ways.
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We all know about plane drivers, right?
There were these two proper chavvy girls behind me on the bus today.
And the one starts to tell the other something about ‘a drunk plane driver’
And the guy across from me just turns round (they were talking fully loud) and goes ’ I think you mean ‘pilot’, love’
It was beautifully executed.
Who's gonna run this town tonight?
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